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Hello. [08 Jul 2014|12:51am]
Hey.

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Aaahhh. [01 Jul 2010|12:15am]
Home sweet home...

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[14 Sep 2005|02:22pm]
Long time no update. Livejournal has gotten swankier.

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[08 Feb 2005|12:15am]
Everybody should wish my big sister, Lesley, _deal_ a happy 22nd birthday, because I say so.

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Fourth entry after retirement. [06 Feb 2005|01:00am]
I am now twenty years old... Weeeird.

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[05 Feb 2005|10:39am]
I had the best birthday party ever, and there was alcohol... Lots of it... Suckers.

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[03 Feb 2005|10:04pm]
For those going to my 80's themed birthday party tomorrow at 9:30, here are directions..Collapse )

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I know I said I wouldn't update this again, but this is important. [30 Jan 2005|10:35am]
I'm having a birthday get together at Zach's this Friday starting at around 9:30 and ending until whenever. I believe it will be a 1985 themed party. People are welcomed to come if they'd like, as long as you dress up. Also I'm not too keen on alcohol, so there will not be any alcohol. Also, you don't have to get me anything, of course. If you want to come, let me know and I'll give you directions.

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[16 Jan 2005|06:57pm]
Lame meme survey I stole from LesleyCollapse )

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[11 Dec 2004|01:30am]
The other night Crystal asks me how to block calls. I tell her to just dial *67 and the number, then proceed to ask her why. Somebody called in for a delivery that day and the conversation went like this:

Crystal: "Hello Express Wok."

Rude Guy: "Yeah, I'd like a delivery."

C: "Ok, what are your major cross streets?"

RG: "Flamingo and Mt. Vista."

C: "Uhh, let me see if we deliver that far."

*She goes back to ask Joe if we deliver that far, and of course his answer was no.*

C: "I'm sorry sir. We don't deliver that far."

RG: "Then how do you sell your food, mother fucking bitch?"

*Rude Guy proceeds to hang up.*

What Rude Guy did not know is that we have caller ID, and he has to deal with a very immature girl, and her very immature friend. So, naturally we prank called him about four times.

First prank call Crystal is pretending to look for the girl named "Esmerelda". She said how Esmerelda owed her twenty bucks and threatening "Esmerelda" while screaming at the guy.

Second call Crystal was pretended to be somebody with broken English, and only spoke Spanish asking for Esmerelda.

Third call Crystal was again looking for Esmerelda...

The last phone call was made today where Crystal was pretending to be Esmerelda and telling John she's sorry for giving out his number to her friends. The guy proceeds to tell her (thinking that she's Esmerelda) that a lot of people were looking for her, and to watch out. Crystal then said she had to go and screamed like somebody was hurting her and hung up on the guy.. or so we thought. Crystal and I then began to laugh hysterically..

Me: "I can't believe they bought it this whole time.. He's so stupid."

Crystal: "Yeah, I think I'm done calling them."

And then we go on to talk about other stuff.

What we didn't know is that Crystal hit the speaker phone button instead of the hang up button. I could hear John pressing buttons to get our attention and screaming "hey" on the phone.

We are so stupid sometimes.

Oh yeah.. I also hate stupid customers that throw money at me...

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Amadeus, Amadeus... [10 Dec 2004|02:54am]
Well, I've been quite busy with school. I have my art project due, and a writing assignment for history due on Tuesday. I also have my final exam in psychology on Monday. I've been slacking way too much.

Today I went over to Crystal's to help decorate her house for Christmas. Her mom kept talking to me and yelling at me... and I couldn't understand her for the most part. Anyway, Crystal was kind of pissed that her mom had put up a glowing angel, and a glowing santa next to each other because she thinks the decorations should be about the whole Jesus type Christmas, or the whole Santa type Christmas, but not both. After picking her up from work, we drove around to look at other people's decorations and to help her feel better about her decorations I decided to point out one person's lawn. The conversation:

Me- See, look.. These people have a Nativity scene, and reindeer.

Crystal- Yeah, cause they had deer in Jerusalem.

Then I pictured deer prancing around in the deserts of Jerusalem. We both started cracking up after she said that. If you, the few people that actually read my journal, aren't laughing from reading this, that's because you had to be there.

Whatever.. I'm going back to the more important things in life.

EDIT - Okay, I am stupid.

Behold (what's with me and the word "behold?").. Deer from Jerusalem.

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[28 Nov 2004|04:03am]
I spend way too much time checking my livejournal out.. I mean, if nothing has happened one minute, I check it two minutes later to see if that's changed... I also drink way too much Diet Pepsi. Jared, my brother-in-law's brother, was telling me how I'm going to get cancer from the nutri-sweet in the Diet Pepsi, but I do seem to remember him pulling out his cigarettes and a lighter from his jacket to set them on a table. Whatever........

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[29 Oct 2004|09:53pm]
Awwwww. I just noticed that somebody smudged "I <3 Mary" with their finger on my big closet mirror.

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[21 Sep 2004|06:50pm]
AH!Collapse )

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I don't know what I want out of life. [29 Aug 2004|06:00pm]
I don't even know what I want out of death. Sometimes I think about how cool it would be to grow old and wear granny sweaters and clip coupons while sitting in my rocking chair by the window looking out towards the nice, sunny weather of a place like Florida, where most retired people go. Committing suicide always seems like an option as well. Life is great for me, but I like the idea of controlling my own fate, and always be remembered as young. If Jim Morrison didn't die of an overdose at a young age, he probably wouldn't be the legend he is now...

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[16 Jul 2004|12:35am]
I went to Wet n' Wild with Chris and Crystal yesterday and had so much fun. Crystal and I decided to go on the black hole and a minute before the lifeguard pushed us down my top broke and I was kind of exposed. The lifeguard had to tie it up and there were so many people in line who probably saw my breast. I wasn't embarrassed though. I actually thought it was funny. Umm, also I made pancakes for the first time this morning and they were burnt, and on the way to Wet n Wild we saw this clown holding up a sign that was advertising some restaurant that had White Castle burgers. It was actually quite a sad display.

I'm going back to this get together at the same house as last night. Apparantly he's having a get together every night of the week. Welp, I'm off to just sitting on a sofa watching everybody else make out and having a good time!!

Edit: I was looking up No Doubt songs and now I have this sad feeling inside because No Doubt reminds me of Tina and I miss Tina so much.

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[06 Jul 2004|01:25pm]
Somebody please play Trivial Pursuit with me.

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[02 Jul 2004|04:11am]
Stolen from Marie.Collapse )

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[26 Jun 2004|04:50am]
I just got back from Los Angeles along with Chris and Silvino. Mark was with us too. I had an amazing time. We saw an opera with techno music. It was absolutely wonderful. On the way home Chris and I were laughing and having a good time. Or atleast I was having a good time. Thank you for everything Chris!

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[21 Jun 2004|07:59pm]
Somebody left a note on a piece of cardboard for me in the wreath on my front door. I think it was Cody, but I'm not too sure. Somebody better 'fess up.

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